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Wedding No. 2!

It’s been a pretty grotty week as I’ve been bedridden with flu. I thought it was Swine Flu at first, then I realised that it was something even worse: Man Flu! The most horrible kind of flu ever to be diagnosed. So it’s been a week of lying in bed blowing my nose at least five hundred times (where does all that snot come from?! Surely it’s impossible to generate that much fluid in your nose!!!) and overdosing on Lemsips. Normally I quite like being ill because it gives you an excuse to lie there and not do anything (it’s usually the only excuse I’ll ever give myself to stop working). And I certainly did have a lazy week, most of which was spent either playing Professor Layton on the DS (which is AMAZING), or Civilisation 4 on the laptop (which is simply the best game ever for people like me who dream of one day being Emperor of the World). But I’ve got so much work to do, and now I’m really regretting taking so much time off!!!

It wasn’t a total loss, though, as I did manage to get the copy edit of Furnace 3 finished and sent off. Luckily there wasn’t too much to change, just a nip and a tuck here and there. Trevor, the excellent copy editor, also thought the ending should change a little, which at first I resisted, then realised it would be so much better the way he suggested it. That’s the one thing I love about the editing process, the fact that for the first time somebody who isn’t you gives the book a good once over and spots things with fresh eyes. You don’t have to change everything they suggest, but at least hearing what they have to say makes you think ‘actually, this isn’t as great as I thought it was, and maybe…’ and it bumps you out of the rut that you often fall into when you’ve finished writing. Especially when you’re stubborn like me and think that once a book is written nothing can or should be changed! Uncle Frank also read through it and produced his usual invaluable list of suggestions, thanks Frank!

Anyway, I was starting to feel a little less snotty on Friday, which is just as well as my friend Joel was getting married on Saturday. I thought I’d probably better try on my suit, knowing that I’ve, er, maybe put on a pound or two since I last wore it. My worst fears were realised when I tried to pull on my trousers and they wouldn’t get over my butt. Argh! Luckily I’d left the jacket in a pile upstairs and it was creased and absolutely covered in orange sawdust, so I had another excuse to go out and buy a new one. I opted for pinstripe this time because I’d never had a pinstripe suit before and it looked like something a gangster would wear. I got a black shirt, red tie, and, to make myself look even more like a gangster, a belt buckle shaped like a bloody cleaver. Cool!

It was a great wedding, even though we totally did a ‘Four Weddings’ and got there late. It wasn’t my fault, Sally had forgotten a prop that Luke needed for his Best Man speech, and we had to nip back and get it. What followed was a series of ‘Wildest Police Chases’ style car maneuvers as we tried to bomb out of Norwich to the Sprowston Manor Hotel. Luckily we were only one minute late, and everybody was standing up as we entered so only a few people noticed. I’m glad we didn’t arrive just a few seconds earlier, as then we’d have walked in with the bride, which would have been awful! It was another great bash, though, with all the old uni crowd present. I don’t see many of them very regularly, so it’s always fun catching up. And it’s so good seeing Joel and Fran get married, as they really are a darling couple. Congratulations!!!

I just wish I’d been able to wear my kilt again!

Anyway, I’ve got so so so much to catch up on, not least writing a new book, so I’d better get on!

And the diet definitely starts today!!! I ate a whole large bar of fruit and nut yesterday, in about half an hour, and had a MacDonalds for tea (with an extra burger). I’m going to eat myself into an early grave at this rate!

Wedding Season is Here!!!

It’s definitely that time of year again, lots and lots of weddings. Now I have to confess I’m not a huge fan of them, I mean it’s great seeing two people in love, and wonderful that everybody can have a day of partying and celebrating, but I’m just not good with crowds and end up going a bit loopy after a few hours. Having said that, I do love a good shindig, and a wedding is certainly that!

The first wedding of the year was yesterday, my Uncle Brian’s, and it took place in Scotland, which is where most of my family still live. And the best thing about a Scottish wedding is… the KILT! I absolutely love wearing a kilt, I would do it every single day if I thought I could get away with it. They are just so comfortable, and smart, and Scottish, and, well, kilty! Here I am in mine:

Oh yeah!!!!

It was great being back in Kirkcaldy. I haven’t been there for a few years, ever since my grandparents died, and it was so wonderful to see everybody again under better circumstances. I always forget how BIG my family is: my dad is one of ten brothers and sisters, which means I also have about thirty cousins, and some more second cousins. It’s a huge clan, we totally overflowed the groom’s side of the room during the service and had to squat in the bride’s! But they are all fantastic and great fun to be around. I’m definitely going to try and get up to see them more often, hopefully when I’m up for the Edinburgh festival this year. Anyway, it was a lovely wedding, with a great band and lots of dancing. And well worth the 16-hour round trip train journey! It was also great to hang out with Dad, who I see about as seldom as my relatives in Scotland!

Oh, and I just have to express my relief that nobody made me dance the Gay Gordon!