I just have to tell you all about the amazing sandcastle that we built on Wells beach on Saturday! Jamie and I popped out to meet Lyns and Lucy, and Lucy’s great aunt and uncle, for the Wells carnival. Mum came too, which was lovely. After watching the floats and eating several buckets worth of ice cream we wandered up the coastal path to the beach and set about creating a masterful kingdom of sand.
I love building sandcastles – it’s the same Imperial part of me that loves to build my own country in Civilisation and my own city in Sim City – it’s just so much fun. And I have to say that the sand at Wells is absolutely perfect for it – it’s very damp and oily, which means it holds together extremely well. We bought a giant bucket and a spade and got started on a moat, adding several turrets and a gradually ascending walkway to get to the main keep. And below is the finished result (viewed from the back, that giant mound holds the main keep, the vertiginous walls too steep for any invading army, and that wooden walkway is raisable)!
This is the view from the front (with Lucy to give a sense of scale):
Here you get a better idea of the various defences. You have to enter over a narrow bridge, guarded by a ‘W’ formation of towers. Invaders would have to pass into an open courtyard, leaving them exposed to attack, and would need to make their way towards the middle point of the ‘W’. The only way onto the path is by passing through this tower, and anyone who does has to make their way up a steep, winding path to get to yet another tower (the upper right point of the ‘W’), then through that and up another open, narrow path to reach the keep (the uppermost tower). By this point they’d have all been picked off! So all in all a pretty damn awesome construction – Peter jackson and the Lord of the Rings crew eat your heart out! The towers each represented one of the elements, with special flags, and there was a magical tree in the centre of the courtyard thanks to mum. The sand was even so wet that the moat held water for a few minutes, how cool is that!!
Here’s one last picture of the architects:
Anyway, I should probably do some work now…